funny messages for facebook

Kiya Mosam Aya Hai,

Her Taraf Pani hi Pani Laya Hai,,

Tum Ghar se Mat Nikalna,

Warna Log Kahen gy,

,

Barsaat Abhi Shuru hi Hui Hai,
Aur,

Mendak Nikal Aya Hai…;-p:D
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How do I react when I see
someone extreeeemly smart?
I stare and stare and stare &
I smile & smile & when I get tired,
then I put the mirror down.
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Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal
Wah wah wah
meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal
wah wah wah
me jo b likh doon ghor se parhtay hain pagal …
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Jin logon ka Khayal hai k
Paison se Aapki
Zindagi me
Khushiyan nahi aa saktin
wo
Apny paisy
Mere Account me
Trasnfer ker sakty hen…;-p
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Gas ki Load shedding per
Murgha bhi Handi se Nikal ker Ab kehta hai,

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Behan ji,

Gas Nahi Thi to

Itni Sardi me Meri Wardi Q Utari…:-p:)
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Tujy yaad krty krty itni Door
Nikal ay hain ky Ab Bashir Rishky
Wala be Wapci Ka 2 Hazar Mang Raha hy..!
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I once told my parents I wanted a tattoo.
.

Got one the very next minute.
A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole
week !!
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Main to ye sun k hairaan hogaya. A dost.
Jab chaat khaanay k baad chaat wale ne mujhe se kaha,
‘Please give us your feedback on our Facebook page’
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Moment of the Silence 4 those boys:

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Jo Larki kay naam ke fake ID

Bana ker larki say dosti ker laite hyn

Or baad myn woh larki b larka niklata hy
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Meera: Fruit walay shop par

Mujh Potateos Fevr chaye

Shopkeeper: Yeh potatoes fever kaya hota hy?

Meera: u literacy people iska matlab hota hy

Aalo Bukhara