Funny SMS Archive

Think positive today! It will be a great day. There is always a chance that your boss will get carried off by a pack of wolves. ———————————————————- next generatn’s LKG poem chatting chatting yes papa girlfriend setting

Every Tear Will Be A Sign Of Cutting Onions. Every Silence Will Be A Sign Of Balance Nil. Every Smile Is Would Be A Sign Of Brushing Daily !! So, Brush Before You Smile. Life Is Simple,

Newton’s Law of Sunday: A body at rest will continue to be at rest… until the wife notices and finds some work for him! ———————————————————- Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina ! Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka