Doctors Operation k Baad
Aur
Students Papers k Baad
Ek hi Jumla Bolty Hen..
Kuch Keh Nahi Sakty, Bas Dua Kerna 🙂
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Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye…
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Baap: Tum Apnay Baal Q Nahi Katwaty Ho??
Beta: Papa, Ye Aaj Kal ka Fashion Hai.
Baap Ghusse se: Oye…
Kal jo Larky Waly Teri Behan ko Dekhny Aaye thy,
Wo Tujh ko Pasand ker k Chalay Gaye Hen..;-p:)
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Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..
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Teri adao pe mein vari vari,
Dial 139 for Railway inquiry…।
2. Naa jeene ki aarzoo, naa marne ka khuaaff
The number you are trying is currently switch off..।
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Duniya me ache aadmi ki talash me
mat nikalna…
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Bahar bahut thand hai is liye mai ghar
pe hi hun…
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Mana k Teri Nazar me Kuch Bhi Nahi Hun Me,,
,
Meri Qadar Un se Pooch Jin k Me ny Paisay Deny Hen..:)
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Larky Waly: Hamen Aisi Larki Chahiye,
Jo Ziyada Khati Piti Na Ho,
Chup Chap Sab ki Suny Aur
Ziyada Baat Na Kery…
Larki Waly: Janab! Aisi Larki to
Aap ko ICU me Hi Mily Gi…;-p
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Aap k Jesa Dost Khony Nahi Den gy,,
Aap ko Hum se Alag Hony Nahi Den gy,,
Roz SMS kiya kero Warna Aankhon Me,
Mirchi Daal Den gy Aur Dhony Nahi Den gy..:)
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Dost: Agar Duniya Me Paani Khatam ho Jaye To…
2nd Dost: To Doodh Khaalis Mily Ga..;-p