Newton’s Law of Sunday:
A body at rest will continue to be at rest… until the wife notices and finds some work for him!
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Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
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Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai
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Job applications now a days are like:
We are looking for someone aged
22-26 with 30 years of experience
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He said to me: ‘I LOVE YOU’ 🙂
I said….
Oh My GOD!!!! What a co-incodence!
I love my self too…. 😉
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Modern…
Obedient..
Neat…
Kind…
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad… Ur name is also there… read d 1st letter of every word.
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Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.
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7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai
1-Pyar
2-Rishta
3-School Life
4-Dosti
5-Paise
6-Sms Pakage
OR
7. Toilet Mai Pani
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A small boy took a knife and wrote his girlfriend’s name on his hand
After a minute he started crying loudly…
Why???
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Paining???
No..!! Then???..
Spelling mistake..!! :O
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If i need “Brain Transplantation” I will prefer your brain…
don’t think that u r a genius……….
i need a brain which is never used before
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Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:”DADDY “