Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends

At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!
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May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.
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Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!
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Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
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Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
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Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?
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In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!

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