Newton’s Law of Sunday:
A body at rest will continue to be at rest… until the wife notices and finds some work for him!
Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai
Job applications now a days are like:
We are looking for someone aged
22-26 with 30 years of experience
He said to me: ‘I LOVE YOU’ 🙂
Oh My GOD!!!! What a co-incodence!
I love my self too…. 😉
Dont feel sad… Ur name is also there… read d 1st letter of every word.
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.
7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai
7. Toilet Mai Pani
A small boy took a knife and wrote his girlfriend’s name on his hand
After a minute he started crying loudly…
Spelling mistake..!! :O
If i need “Brain Transplantation” I will prefer your brain…
don’t think that u r a genius……….
i need a brain which is never used before
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?