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Every Tear Will Be A Sign Of Cutting Onions.
Every Silence Will Be A Sign Of Balance Nil.
Every Smile Is Would Be A Sign Of Brushing Daily !!
So, Brush Before You Smile.
Life Is Simple,
Don’t Make It Complicated.
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Fact About Women:
They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husband’s Coat From 20 Meters,
But Can’t See A Pillar From 2 Meters
While Parking A Car . . . :
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Misuse Of English!

A Diagram In A Book Was Not Clear
So Da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
Said:
Dont Look At The Book Figure,
Look At My Figure :d
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Girl:
My Heart Is Like A Mobile
And You Are The Sim Card

Boy:
I M Very Happy. . .

Girl:
Dont B Too Happy. . .
If I Get A New Offer
I Will Change The Sim Card..!
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Worlds Smallest Resignation Letter?

Respected Sir,

I Love Ur Wife.

Thank You
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Teacher :
Correct The Sentence,
“A Bull And A Cow Is Grazing In The Field”

Student :
“A Cow And A Bull Is Grazing In The Field”

Teacher :
How?

Student : Ladies First.
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A : U R Active
B : U R Best
C : U R Cute
D : U R My Dearest
E : U R Excelant
F : U R Alwayz First
G : U R Great

Sorry Cant Lie Till Z…
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Teacher :
What Do You Call A Person
Who Keeps On Talking When
People Are No Longer Interested?

Pupil :
A Teacher.
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Teacher:
Tomorrow There Will Be A Lecture On Sun.
Everyone Must Attend It.

Raju:
No! I Will Not Be Able To Attend It.

Teacher:
Why?

Raju:
My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Far !!
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Man:
Officer! There’s A Bomb In My Garden!

Officer:
Don’t Worry. If No One Claims It
Within Three Days, You Can Keep It.
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Father:
Your Teacher Says She Finds It
Impossible To Teach You Anything!

Son:
That’s Why I Say She’s No Good!