Kiya Mosam Aya Hai,
Her Taraf Pani hi Pani Laya Hai,,
Tum Ghar se Mat Nikalna,
Warna Log Kahen gy,
,
Barsaat Abhi Shuru hi Hui Hai,
Aur,
Mendak Nikal Aya Hai…;-p:D
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How do I react when I see
someone extreeeemly smart?
I stare and stare and stare &
I smile & smile & when I get tired,
then I put the mirror down.
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Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal
Wah wah wah
meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal
wah wah wah
me jo b likh doon ghor se parhtay hain pagal …
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Jin logon ka Khayal hai k
Paison se Aapki
Zindagi me
Khushiyan nahi aa saktin
wo
Apny paisy
Mere Account me
Trasnfer ker sakty hen…;-p
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Gas ki Load shedding per
Murgha bhi Handi se Nikal ker Ab kehta hai,
Behan ji,
Gas Nahi Thi to
Itni Sardi me Meri Wardi Q Utari…:-p:)
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Tujy yaad krty krty itni Door
Nikal ay hain ky Ab Bashir Rishky
Wala be Wapci Ka 2 Hazar Mang Raha hy..!
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I once told my parents I wanted a tattoo.
.
Got one the very next minute.
A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole
week !!
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Main to ye sun k hairaan hogaya. A dost.
Jab chaat khaanay k baad chaat wale ne mujhe se kaha,
‘Please give us your feedback on our Facebook page’
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Moment of the Silence 4 those boys:
Jo Larki kay naam ke fake ID
Bana ker larki say dosti ker laite hyn
Or baad myn woh larki b larka niklata hy
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Meera: Fruit walay shop par
Mujh Potateos Fevr chaye
Shopkeeper: Yeh potatoes fever kaya hota hy?
Meera: u literacy people iska matlab hota hy
Aalo Bukhara