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Think positive today! It will be a great day. There is always a chance that your boss will get carried off by a pack of wolves.
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next generatn’s LKG poem

chatting chatting
yes papa
girlfriend setting
no papa
telling lies
no papa
open your whatsapp
hahaha,
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Two Commerce Students talking…
Mehul: Oh! Sorry yaar,I heard about your breakup. Is it true?
Rahul: Yup!
Mehul: You must be sad na.. ….
Rahul: No yaar! We are commerce students! I have kept 1 gf as reserved for doubtful debts.
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husband and wife
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked How much pay…
Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free… 🙂
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Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag me kuch ujala ho.
Aur tum insaano jaisa
Vyavhaar karna shuru kardo.!!!!
Happy Deepavali
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Stylish Breakup-
Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend.
G.F : what the hell wud i
do with this diwali rocket??
Boy : you wanted stars naa?
Now sit on it and Get lost.
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I work hard so my dog can have a better life.
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I came home from the gym this morning staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit … And all I did was sign up.
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Wife:
Darling! Tomorrow Is Our Fourth Wedding Anniversary,
Take Me To A Place
Which We Have Not Visited So Far

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Husband:
Come On Darling! Let’s Go To The Kitchen

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