funny text messages

When U Feel Lonely And Alone
& Cannot See Any One Around You,
The World Seems To Be Fading Away,
Come Along With Me
I’ll Take U To An Eye Specialist !!
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Love is the fart
Of every heart
For when held in
Doth pain thy host
But when let out
Pains others most
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Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you… I wish that someday I’d dream about my pillow and I’d be hugging you.
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He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw.
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My love for you is like diahrea, I just can’t hold it in.
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True love is like a pillow
You can hug it when you’re in trouble
You can cry on it when you’re in pain
You can embrace it when you’re happy
So when you need true love
Buy a pillow
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Boys are great. Every girl should have one.
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Your smile can be compared to a flower
Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo
Your innocence to a child
But in stupidity you have no comparison
You’re the best!

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