Funny Love Messages

I trip every time I see you or hear your name. I guess I really did fall for you.
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You tripped me, so I fell for you.
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People tell me there’s plenty of fish in the sea. But who wants to date a fish?
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You always stop and stare, why not just take a picture?
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The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!
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Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
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If you weren’t here I’d be the hottest person in this place.
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My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
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Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
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If you were a booger, I would pick you first.
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If you’re cute, you can call me baby
If you’re nice, you can call me sweetie
But if you’re hot, you can call me tonight

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